okay found some jokes today
if u find urself saying WTF WTF WTF
stop reading and dont complain :D
LOL

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy wants some dirty fun and says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!?"
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."
LOL

This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

this one damn guai lan siaa



A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You’re the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies " I’m 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown.?The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I’m 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown.?The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. “For a minute there, I thought you said ‘Turn Around??!!"

ass.

thats all.

toodels :D



bullshited with yusuf today
told him i will post his convo. and i did :D
freaking irritating
but funny luhs :D


DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says :
EH SIAL LA
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
tmr bring bandana and apron arh ??!!
i say :
yes blind ah
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
serious kapa ?!
I say:
dont believe loh
I say:
the most u fail sucker
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
CB THX LA SIAL !
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
I DUNNO SIAK
I say:
pass the msg
I say:
blah blah;
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
*bows to your gay bf*
I say:
damn u
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
*but nt you *
I say:
jealous freak
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
lol .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
go die arh i like ure boyfren
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i'm nt gay stupid lesbo
I say:
i know u still jealoussss
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ure gayBF bodo .
I say:
gay so what
I say:
i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay
I say:
i know u jealoussssssss
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ya ok
say:
jealous jeloussss
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
thts fine with me
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
bout you loving TAUFIQ
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
I say:
omfg dont snatch my gay bf from me!!!!! and taufiq too short idiot
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i heard alex and vineeth is also gay .
I say:
i dont like short guys
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
u love them ?
I say:
and hairy
I say:
and dogs
I say:
no wayyyy
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
hmms .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
teeyuan is gay .
I say:
i love gay and tall assholes =x
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
and hock
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
hocksiang
I say:
hock got cock
I say:
so not gay
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
and calvin
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
wat about ..
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
sangeetha ? I say:
tee yuan is a sucker i dont love him too
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
lol!
I say:
im not les
I say:
maybe im
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
sangeetha IS a man , u mofo .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
she just dun hv chest .
I say:
no she not u asshjole
I say:
omfg
I say:
im so gonna post this convo in my blog
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ouh shit =.="
I say:
she will squash u with her chest tmr to prove to u
I say:
she got
I say:
heheh =x
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
god im dead .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ok bye gtg .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
I NEED TO GO MALAYSIA
I say:
chickennnn
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
find ure hubby at "chicken" pub .
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
lol
I say:
assss
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
I say:
bye and dont be jealous of my bf
I say:
LOL
I say:
gayer
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
I say:
ass la stop la
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
I say:
irritating la
I say:
__
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ok
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
I say:
__
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
MARK MY WORDS ASSHOLE !!!!
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
i called ure bf gay and he hit me with his purse
I say:
im still gonna copy
I say:
&i got no hole
I say:
LOL
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
whtvr ..
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
im cool
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
lol
I say:
see jealous again
DiNxZ SpadE beLLoeZ says:
ok thts random


ppl whoever is inside who got made fun of, can always go find yusuf. LOL :D
yusuf ure so dead manxzxz



found a joke in friendster bulletin

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? "
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."

LOL.



watched some hilarious video during music




it really hurts to laugh la.
20- ten ten
21- ten ten one
22-ten ten two
100- ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten
LOL!






and another shit.
damn funny larhs
copied her when going home with nazhifah
damn she just stop laughing.
LOL





another lame one
LOL


think thats all
enjoy:D

toodles



exams exams exams.
shit.



I have deleted what i have to delete.
dont come around telling me what to do



copied this from Zubaidah's blog
Pick your birth month
Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you
Copy to your blog, lj, xanga, wordpress
Tag 10 people from your friends list

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet VERY easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated . Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic. Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

DECEMBER:Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

i boreeddddd
and i know november is gone. cant be bothered to find anw :D



today's Mid-Autumn Festival
means its playing-fire-without-any-adult-supervision day :D
gonna play with lots and lots of fireeeee :D
wanna join anyone?
today also me and laogong 7th month! :D
HAPPY 7th MONTH LAOGONG! :D

think i really need to slim down
but. after today :D
mooncake, mooncakes, mooncakes andMORE mooncakes :D
breakfast, lunch and dinner
wooh
had this what mango mooncake this morning,
my er-sao mummy make one.
yumms
okay gonna find more mooncakes to eat!
toodles :D





and stupid bitch
stop spying on me ah
i will shy one LOL
and stop spamming my blog la
retarded woman
or else i really will rape you ahhhh





posting again :D

SR ; read the newspaper till slept ==

SCIENCE ; sangeetha dared me to scream : move saggy boobs . to mrs tee. and i said so i won $3.50. easy money ehh :DDD

RECESS; nth special. except me and sangeetha fighted in the toilet. as usual , she ended up going back class WET :D all kind of stupid stuffs she wrote bout me in her blog la :x

MATHS ; nth much. still cant forget what pinkie showed me yesterday during maths lesson. made me laugh throughout the whole lesson :D

MT ; lk dint come again. hear that stupid tee yuan saying BIGHOLE and sucking stuffs. wtf -.-

SER ; mrs tan got meeting. so our pe teacher came. idk what the hell he talking bout. so chatted with emel :D

AFTER SCHOOL ; me and sangeetha did the literature project tgt. stupid emel and faris dint come. __ u faris dint come in the end. nvr do anything. then we used our funniest voices to record. hopefully no one know its us :X then went library to finish it. and up laugh laugh laugh. making so much noise. did sth to her blog. damn funny. want to see backbone's blog but its locked. then tell sangeetha to link her. she wrote her name. then i say put ( backbone) beside her name. but make it blend with the background. end up i do for her. but copied and pasted the wrong colour. now it look so striking. LOL. then walk out of the sch tgt. make up songs for backbone. but its all the chorus :

Thats not my name by the ting tings
They call me backbone,
they call me fringeless,
they call me hui hui
thats not my name,
thats not my name.
thats not my name.
thats not my, name

Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs
break it break it break it break it, break it. ( ta da da da da da)
do you do you do you hear it ( ta da da da da da)
LOL this song chorus only this short..

Dangerous by KARDINAL OFFISHALL feat. AKON
that bone is so dangerous
that bone is so dangerous
that bone has broken
i nvr see before
that bone is so dangerous
that bone is so dangerous
that bone has broken [yeah]

i know im bad but sangeetha's worse.
she say when we decide on a song, she gonna download the instrument version and we sing it. then send to everyone in our class for ringtone. LOL.
next time any one u wanna insult but in a nice way, im always here to help :D

Labels : backbone day :D



finally decided to update cause pinkie asked me to :D

english oral today manxzxzx
suck la
everything was fine till the last qns of conversation
sth bout organisation of what old ppl
then i just stare at mdm titi then she give that kuku face ==
after i heard that qns i swallowed like so hard la
idk wth she talking bout
then anyhow ans
difficult qns
stupid ans :D

then after oral waited for emel and nazhifah to come out
then joined the guys talking bout porn :XXX
then emel came out
continued bout that porn topic :X
ravin say we are disgusting
he say : i dont watch porn, i only watch ppl blow job
LOL
stupid la
then me and emel start to fight
LOL
everyone just stare at us
funny la
but we still continue.
oh and i came up a song for emel
LOL
she said she gonna have boobs cancer
so i sang a song for her

Touch my boobie
( Emel's version of touch my body) LOL
just the chorus :D
Touch my boobie
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my boobie
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my boobie
Theres nth else to hide
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my boobie
Know you like my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my boobie.
i dint type EXACTLY from what we sing
cause its gross for my innocent readers :X



blog just to wish that WILREN FOO happy birthday
tmr's wilren's birthday ( means im still older than u today! :D )
tonight he got bbq
sry i cant make it :X
i'll make it up for u :D
anw happy birthday in advance :D
&&& girls, beware, after party dont go to his hse.
who knows what might happen manxzxz :X



gah needa go gym le
anyone wanna join
i dont wanna go alone :x
feel so solo :x
this is what i ate for the past 2 days :X

ate like 3 of this for all meals ==
damn i feel fat

oh and FYI
the yellow stuffs are prawn crakers LOL
not....